tvd, 3.08, "everything is incest and nothing hurts" (that should have been the title though)

I think I'm going to stop watching The Vampire Diaries. Why continue after I've been given everything I've ever wanted? That episode read like a sweet, beautiful, steamy love letter addressed to me. It was spritzed with Alaric's cheap cologne and tied with a lock of Damon's mullet hair.

( I want this to be my TVD save-point please. Before my heart is inevitably ripped out. SPOILERS BELOW. )